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THE GUYS...YOU KNOW?
(in analphabetical order:)
David Coré
Aliases:
Bobo
Dread, D-Jah, Dave, Monsieur Core
Description:
Indescribable
hair, Van Damme-muscles, freaky laugh, questionable dress-sense, cactus smell.
Likes:
Brazilian
Jiu-Jitsu, Bruce Lee, Bob Marley, Reunion Island, Halle Berry/Ashanti, motorbikes, The Prides, video games, Japanese cartoons,
Haili Selacie, ligers/lions, working out, Ali G, wrestling/fighting stuff, Mr Grepinet, reggae/rap/rnb, other men.
Dislikes:
Poland,
nerds, racism (It’s coz I is black isn’t it?), Polish food, Mme Magnouat, Mme Taylor, University Challenge, fake
free-refills, Eastenders, Zouk Love music, Elise, girls looking for a real relationship (hehe)
Favourite Films:
The
Lion King, Enter the Dragon, The Big Boss
Quotes:
“Look
at that bus! It looks like a sunshine!” “T’as vu?”
Camille
Decreux
Aliases:
Goldmember,
Jeffersson, Jeff
Description:
Not
too tall, not too small, curly yet inexplicably not curly hair, Prof de Maths dress sense, odd facial resemblance to Jeff
Daniels, a little on the chubby side, girly laugh.
Likes:
Chris
Martin, Coldplay, The Glorious Tup, football, OM, sciences poo, concerts, women with minimum IQs of 279, Austin Powers, Chris
Martin, the odd sliminess that is Timothy, indie/rock music, his gold member, Coldplay, sly jokes only a minority of human
beings (about 5 people overall) can get, being smart, Chris Martin, The Tanguyman, Chris Martin.
Dislikes:
Repetitive
jokes, people who just won’t agree with him (damn them all), David HP’s patriotism, the thought that one day Chris
Martin will die, Enrique, people who are chubbier than he is, the infamous “et ta mere?” jokes, spending more
than 17 and a half seconds not listening to Coldplay.
Favourite Films:
Austin
Powers Trilogy, Chicken Run
Quotes:
“Chris Martin! (poom)” “shoost!”
Enrique
Feria Arias
Aliases:
The
Big-Foreheaded One, Hairy-ass Furry-ass, Enricouille, Rucho
Description:
Gravity-defying
forehead, pointy teeth, contact lenses, homo earring, pointy nose, American dress-sense.
Likes:
Manchester
United, American football (Dallas Cowboys), Spiderman films, wrestling, Friends, strip clubs, beer, rock/rap music, chemistry,
Nescafe coffee, Nintendo 64/Game Cube, anything related with Star Wars, hot cans of cola, Vin Diesel, Anna Kournikova, sandwiches,
porn, Boyzone/Britney/Enrique Iglesias, the colour orange, the Gingerbread Man, Mexican food, drooling.
Dislikes:
Losing, men with bigger foreheads than his own, needles, Richard, SEGA, Richard’s mum, Jonathan, not drooling.
Favourite Films:
The
Star Wars Sexylogy, Spiderman 1-2, American Pie, Pitch Black, Fast and the Furious
Quotes:
“Et
ta mere??” “The Muffin Man!!!” “Adam’s mum, has got it going on” “Mais oui”
Michael
Joei
Aliases:
The
Chinese One, Mikou, Chosen One, Jo-aiii
Description:
Hair
with gel overdose, slightly slow, generally laid-back, smart but lazy, little Jafar beard, no dress-sense.
Likes:
Anything
even remotely related to anything having to do with something that might contain something in relation to The Lord of the
Rings, ants, Chinese food, talking, Nando’s, free refills, drawing, Role Play Games, tripods and aliens with 3 fingers,
spicy Chindian restaurants, Nightwish/Muse, popcorn, Kung Pow, cats, writing, Treesomes (yes, Tree).
Dislikes:
Having
to use his brain too much.
Favourite Films:
Lord
of the Rings Trilogy, War of the Worlds, I,Robot, Kung Pow
Quotes:
“C’etait
bien marrant” “Tout le monde souffre” "lol"
Soruban
Pathmanathan
Aliases:
The
Father, The Skinny One, Sorubanbanban, Naburos, Marvin, Old Friend
Description:
Skinny,
frightening laugh, abnormally powerful super-intelligent computer brain, terrorist beard (sometimes), glasses, speaks an unknown
language (Ena), quiet like a cat on a velour carpet, agile like Dhalsim, vegetarian.
Likes:
Japanese
cartoons and mangas, The Dark Side of the Force, bbbreaking people, computers (info), PC games, Half Life, the Mario sound
effects, Indian food, spoofing the Matrix, Ghost in the Shell, running, Hyde Park, Twix, Russell Peters, perverted humour,
saying: “The Villayge”, asking questions, being late for the cinema.
Dislikes:
The
Half Life 2 ending, eating meat, boredom, being wrong, answering pointless questions, life in general, the Sorubanbanban song.
Favourite Films:
Ghost
in the Shell, Hero, Commando
Quotes:
“Pppainfulll”
“Be a man! Do the right thing!” “Time? Mr Freeman?” “Aaah Jeune homme! Sous la table!”
“Ena” “Et 2: 7” “A fini” “A pu”
Tanguy
Rohou
Aliases:
Tanguy
Long-Legs, Tanguyman (the greatest hero of them all), Tango, Scott
Description:
Taller
than the Eiffel Tower standing on tip toes over the Empire State Building, giant hands, Sideshow Bob feet, blonde hair combed
with a bent fork.
Likes:
Football, Fulham FC, music (indie/rock), chips with ketchup, Camille’s golden member, wearing parachute
pants, gigs, pineapple jam, South America, beer, James Blunt, Paris SG, his boat, DVDs, spending money, clothes that fit him,
singing “You’re Beautiful” in the shower, tennis, Aurore (admit it) economy studies, internet, The Almighty
Tup, texting.
Dislikes:
Losing,
bad movies, people making fun of his parachute pants, OM
Favourite Films:
The
Ring, Austin Powers
Quotes:
“Agna
gna” “Move doown the bench” “neoow” “ok, getting a little something now”
Thomas
Strange
Aliases:
The
Holy Shit, Tommy Boy, Strangeboy, Slartibartfast
Description:
Hobbit-height,
traumatisingly hairy like a monkey, hilarious laugh, often creepy yet friendly smile, Arnold Schwarzenegger muscles, generous,
fun-loving yet studious (a bit), pretty impossible to dislike.
Likes:
Just
about everyone, laughing hysterically for ludicrously long periods of time, bbbreaking, money, Exeter University, drinking
games, telling the Alban story, Big Arnold, acting like a pervert, dirty jokes, Mrs Scott, washing his hands with his own
gay little technique, cleaning, The Bill, Agatha Christie novels, key rings, Captain Insano, chicken wraps, tango fruit fling,
the Crazy Frog, tennis, taking the piss, photographs, all kinds of music, Ali G, theatre, Paul Merton, sports/working out,
travelling, the infamous ‘Freudian-slip’ joke.
Dislikes:
The
Curse, having asthma, cigarette smoke, insects on his bed (lol).
Favourite Films:
Commando,
Total Recall, The Usual Suspects
Quotes:
“If
at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you” “J’ai l’habitrude” “Pretend?
Tackling fuel” “Ubley!” “Baba Danny” “Without money…”
THE GIRLS...YOU KNOW?
Benedicte
Cajon
Aliases:
Bebs,
Bedenicte
Description:
Tall-ish,
long black hair (and that’s just in her nose), likes to wear clothes (which can be seen as a good thing and a bad thing)
Likes:
Dancing,
pop music, reading, cute and cuddly teddy bears, the Bridget Jones films, Mansfield Park, Japanese cartoons, men with eyebrow-raising
enducing senses of humour, the modern art of “cassing”, Disney animations, ghosts, musicals, the Shrek films,
listening to tapes that put her to sleep, Soizic’s mighty birthday tapes, underwear (who doesn’t?…nudists
I guess) .
Dislikes:
Not
dancing, being with friends, unnecessarily rude language, being bbbroken (although she secretly craves it), the thought that
one day Patrick Swayze will die.
Favourite Films:
Mansfield Park, Bridget Jones’ Diary, Shrek 1-2, Bridget Jones The Edge of Reason, the Harry Potter films,
Amelie.
Quotes:
“Ta”
“Na” and every other 2 letter word finishing with the letter “a”.
Valentine
Trouteau
Aliases:
Vava,
Mum, Valentine Troupeau, Valentine Tourteau, Valentine Trop Tot, Valentine Trou-tot
Description:
Medium
height, brownish hair, eyes of a certain colour, nose, ears, mouth, the usual stuff really.
Likes:
Eating, her son Nicolas, being with her friends and “doing stuff” together, eating some more, movies, pizza, Elvis,
watching movies whilst eating pizza, London, having fun, the thought “il faut manger pour vivre”.
Dislikes:
People
who step on her neck purposely every morning, the thought “il faut vivre pour manger”, boredom, the very idea
of her son Nicolas and his adoptive father (Tom) doing it on the couch, Adam’s hair.
Favourite Films:
Actually
I don’t really know that, but I’m guessing the Harry Potter films and anything starring Jude Law?
Quotes:
“C’est
pas vrai?” “Incroyable!”
Anne-Cecile Michaud
Aliases:
Anne C
Description:
Medium height, light chestnut hair, light chestnuts in her hair
Likes:
Being with friends, finding new ways to make fun of “Bondue”, her dog what’s-his-face, taking part in the
making of Soizic’s imaginative birthday presents, bad jokes, travelling, the beach, secretly singing along to “Blue
Da Ba Dee” in the shower, parties, watching tv, her brother’s…energy.
Dislikes:
Her brother’s energy, the idea that Soruban is a human being and not from another planet, being bored, people who are
impolite, thinking about Gregoire’s underpants, spending a lot of dough on a top then coming home and realising it’s
the wrong one then returning it and finding out they don’t do refunds and having to give the damn top away even though
it means you’d have paid a shitload of money for something you didn’t even want for someone you don’t even
like who doesn’t even care about what you’re giving to her, Adam’s
insane ramblings (for an example, read the previous phrase).
Favourite
Films: I don’t really know so I’ll just go with…the Harry Potter films?
Quotes:
“Tellllement” “Tout a fait”
Soizic Lecourtois
Aliases:
Princess Fourmic
Description:
Not too tall but not exactly a dwarf
either (unlike someone I know), blonde curly hair, tiny hands, Violet Beauregarde’s stretchy body.
Likes:
Anything that could have something to
do with anything that might or might not be related to something ressembling anything that might or might not have to do with
Harry Potter, making cool but time-consuming presents for friends, having sexual fantasies about Daniel Radcliffe commiting
interstellar perversion to her, music, Disney animations, being with friends.
Dislikes:
Anything that doesn’t involve the
words “Harry” and “Potter”, people who make fun of Harry Potter by saying things like “Harry
Peteur and the Giblets of Fire”, waking up in the middle of the night and finding out that Soruban is stroking the salami
under her bed then having to call the police and seeing the pervert fly through the window like a bat in a pinata, being stressed
out.
Favourite Films:
Ahem…I might be wrong, I’m
really not sure, actually I know I’m wrong but I’m gonna give it a shot nevertheless: the Harry Potter films?
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