WHO SAID? answers:
"I wud like to buy a dhamburgeer"

Steve Martin in Pink Panther
"Where did we go right?"
Nathan Lane in The Producers
Thomas Strange got this one, he certainly went right.
"She smells like angels ought to smell. The perfect woman. The goddess"
Mickey Rourke in Sin City
"The truth hurts doesn't it? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing...
Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun
Mr Tanguy Rohou found this one, dunno how he did it but he did. Jolly good.
"Can a heart still break if it stops beating?"
Richard E. Grant in Corpse Bride (Lord Barkis)
All hail Thomas Strange, who got it right!
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"

Jim Carrey in the Truman Show
"Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most"

Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"It's not who I am inside, but what I do which defines me"

Christian Bale in Batman Begins
"Once I tried to take my pants off over my head!"

Woody Allen in Annie Hall
"I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'll kill him!"

Michael Keaton in Multiplicity
"How about a little respect for the deceased?"

Steve Martin in All Of Me
"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get!"

Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump
Well done Laurie S. ! And congratulations on your excellent school results!
"I couldn't believe she knew my name! Some of my best friends didn't know my name!"

Ben Stiller in Something About Mary
"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it!"

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns
"I'm not gonna hurt you! I'm just gonna bash your brains in!"

Jack Nicholson in The Shining
"I may not have much but I have more determination than anyone you're likely to meet!"

Ewan McGregor in Big Fish
"One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat!"

Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber