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Here are the lyrics to the original Oompa Loompa song!
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You
will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another
puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when
it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day
long
The way that a cow does
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You
will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another
puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your
kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly
who's to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you
will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What
do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or
can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Lyrics to The Cable Guy song!:
Somebody To Love:
When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies
Don't you want somebody to
love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love
When
the garden flowers baby are dead yes
And your mind is full of red
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need
somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love
Your eyes, I say your eyes
may look like his
But in your head baby I'm afraid you don't know where it is
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't
you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love
Tears are running
ah running down your breast
And your friends baby they treat you like a guest
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't
you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love
Written by: Jefferson Airplane, sung by Jim Carrey in "The Cable Guy"
Tim Burton’s
The Nightmare Before Christmas
There are few who'd deny, at
what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I
excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out
a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet
Yet year
after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
Have
grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's
something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known
I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light
And
I'll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky
And I'm known throughout England and
France
And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream
like I can
With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with the
skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could
Oh, there's
an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing
for these empty tears
The Lyrics to West Side Story's: "I Feel Pretty"
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any
girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so
pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive
girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's
the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't
in love,
She's merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe
it's fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la
la . . .
MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss
America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
GIRLS
Such a pretty
me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By
a pretty wonderful boy!
Written by West Side Story and sung by Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson in "Anger Management"
Lyrics to Bang Bang (My baby shot me down)
I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would
always win the fight
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang
bang, my baby shot me down.
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always
laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang
bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.
Music played, and people sang
Just for me, the church
bells rang.
Now he's gone, I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He
didn't take the time to lie.
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang
bang, my baby shot me down...
From the film: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Lyrics to Spy Hard Theme by "Weird" Al Yankovic
A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill.
Always has places to go, and people to kill.
Danger is
the game he plays, and he holds every card.
'Cause if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard.
A man of the world, so suave
and discrete.
He trips over the women piled up at his feet.
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard.
'Cause
if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard.
He's always there when the chips are beginning to fall.
He wouldn't care if
they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall.
Facing death every
day is a tough job for any man.
But his hours are flexible, and he's got a great dental plan.
By the way, if you walked
in late,
Allow me to reiterate:
The name of this movie is "Spy Hard".
They call it "Spy Hard".
You're watching
"Spy Hard".
It's the theme from "Spy Hard".
From the film:...Spy Hard with Leslie
Nielsen
Lyrics to Andie MacDowell's song in the film "Michael"
Sittin' by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere
I don't know where I'm goin' but I hope
I know it when I get there.
Thinking about how love never works out,
but I guess that's the way it goes
And how
this story ends, only heaven knows.
I always thought there was an angel watchin' over me
But angels sometimes make
mistakes, as you will see
'cause I've had my share of bad love affairs,
in fact, I married three.
So here's my little
story about Miles, Ralph and Bradley
Miles made me smile 'til he stole my Camaro
Ralph made me laugh 'til I cried
And
Bradley, oh, I loved him madly
but his tires were bald, and they went flat
so did our love and that was that.
Now
I'm sittin' in the middle of nowhere by the side of the road
One of these days I'll find true love,
learn how to say
'No'.
I know in the past my love didn't last
as I guess this story shows
Where was my angel then? Only heaven knows.
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