Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) Pull The Strings: Robert deNiro
What possessed the great De Niro to star in such a film? He's not even funny! If he was, I would say:"OK, it's
dumb but at least he's funny" but he unfortunately is not. He plays a sort of Dr Evil-like nazi general, or something
along those lines. Poor DeNiro, this Pull the Strings is one of the first signs of weakness from his carreer. We all
know he can do comedy (Analyse This, Meet The Parents) but cartoon comedy? Nah.
Halloween 5 (1989) Pull the strings: Donald Pleasence
Oh dear. Donald Pleasence, also known as Blofeld in the James Bond films (the real Dr Evil), starred in the 5th
Halloween film (arguably the worst of them all) and was hilariously bad in it!
I mean, he totally tortures a little girl (not literally of course!) and shouts at her all the time...for
no apparent reason!! She tries to tell him about the killer Mike Myers and he doesn't believe her so he starts shaking her
like a lunatic! A real pull the strings by a once excellent actor.
Hill (1994) Pull the Strings: Abe Vigoda
Ahhh! This is the One! The Daddy of Pull the Strings! Ok, he might not be a very famous actor but his pull the
strings has to be one of the funniest ever!
He did star in the Godfather but it's his weird performance in the overlong but interesting Sugar Hill (with Wesley
Snipes) which is the most memorable.
At one point, he's talking to Snipes he says: "he started taking the shit..." and he pauses for no reason
then, in a squeaky voice he says, almost shouting: "MONEY WAS LOST!!!!!!" I was like Woah! What the F***! What happens next
is also hilarious. And it's supposed to be a very serious scene!!
Baby Geniuses (1999) Pull
the Strings: Christopher lloyd
Christopher Lloyd is one of the funniest guy on the planet as well as a comedy genius and a good actor. But that
shit Baby Geniuses movie was really...well...shit! After having stolen the show in films like The Addams Family, Back to the
Future and Dream Team it's weird that Lloyd was reduced to starring in such a terrible film. But even though his performance
isn't the worst of the film it's still quite bad indeed!